That grandma took none of the shit.
Would you like to stay for dinner?
WOULD YOU LIKE TO STAY FOREVER?
SIGN ME UP FOR THE NEXT WAR!
Ain’t no ancestors gonna bring her down.
BLESS THIS FUCKING CHILD OMG
I asked my friend if she was having a good day today. All she replied with was this
So, my girlfriend wakes up in the middle of the nights sometimes, and if she notices I’m not close to her, she taps my face until I wake up and just holds her arms open and says, “Come. Warmth.” And then falls back asleep when I do as told.
this is the cutest thing ever
The first word you see is your other-half’s zodiac sign!
It’s the one you are subconsciously attracted to the most.
Which zodiac sign did you see first?