Chicken Butt

kingforhermione:

coffeeandrain-itsallthesame:

mothafuckinsterio:

That grandma took none of the shit.

Team Grandma

Would you like to stay for dinner?
WOULD YOU LIKE TO STAY FOREVER?

SIGN ME UP FOR THE NEXT WAR!

Ain’t no ancestors gonna bring her down.

pardonmewhileipanic:

BLESS THIS FUCKING CHILD OMG

if lucifer needs someones consent to enter their body then so do you

awwww-cute:

I asked my friend if she was having a good day today. All she replied with was this

awwww-cute:

I asked my friend if she was having a good day today. All she replied with was this

ccc0urtney:

thesirensaresingingyourname:

So, my girlfriend wakes up in the middle of the nights sometimes, and if she notices I’m not close to her, she taps my face until I wake up and just holds her arms open and says, “Come. Warmth.” And then falls back asleep when I do as told.

this is the cutest thing ever

zodiacsociety:

The first word you see is your other-half’s zodiac sign!It’s the one you are subconsciously attracted to the most.Which zodiac sign did you see first?

zodiacsociety:

The first word you see is your other-half’s zodiac sign!
It’s the one you are subconsciously attracted to the most.
Which zodiac sign did you see first?

potterbird:

"I’m just gonna ask you 73 questions in an unreasonably short amount of time.”